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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!

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I want to crush you .... I want to hear those struggling bones crack...

първата най-ми хареса обаче има отвратителни ръце ...
я пусни сега някоя такава да пие кафе

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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't!

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It's not you, it's me... I don't like you.

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I want to crush you .... I want to hear those struggling bones crack...

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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!

направо ми се догади от тия снимки... особено онази,която цялата е в цигарен дим, първата е хубава само докато не погледнеш противния пепелник в долния край на снимката... блах...

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Silverbot: понякога докато чета форума съм пред сърдечен одар
Maniax: Единственото интересно е да го гледаме колко низко може да падне

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Цигари-мигари...
Аз съм горд със себе си! Харесах си една полска мома... Викам й - аз съм тука още 2 месеца, ако спреш цигарите преди да си замина ще ме зарадваш много. Момичето ги спря за няма и седмица. Ей такива разбрани девойки обичам!
Ша обявя край на кастинга и ша си я взема...

Абе не спряхте ли вече с тия цигари и кафета и т.н. ш*тс. Всичко си е въпрос на личен избор - като ми се мре ше си мра от к'вот си искам и никой копче не може да ми каже. Живота си мой и организма си е мой. То зелнчуците с нитрати, цялата храна блъскана с химикали и консерванти, водата замърсена, въздуха не става за дишане... Така сме си е**ли цялата мила планетка, че от какво ше умрем първо никой не знае.

Така че datacenter пуши си и си пий кафенцето, а утре винаги може да те блъсне кола

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"Човек сам се ражда и сам умира, а през останалото време някакви хора непрекъснато се опитват да му досаждат."

а кой повтаряше, че нема и да припари до женско?

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Aбе майната му на света, ип-тата свършват!

You know you are Bulgarian when...
You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.

You started to drink at the age of 12.

It takes over 8 years to finish college.

You live with your mom and dad until you are married.

When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.

At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.

Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs...and tells you it's good for you.

Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.

Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.

At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".

Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either.

You drive a better car than your parents.

There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.

There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.

You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name.

You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.

Your baba and diado live in your basement.

Your dad's sneeze scares you.

Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.

Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every time you get in your car.

There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.

Being someone's best man really has no meaning.

Your church has a fully loaded bar.

Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.

You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror.

You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.

Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.

There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'

When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.

You live for the annual soccer tournament.

When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.

All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.

When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.

When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.

Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.

No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.

When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist that is kills bacteria.

When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"

When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.

When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny.

When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.

When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.

When you have a chicken running in your back yard.

When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala. hahahha

You have a shot of rakiya followed by 4erno kafe and a pack of Marlboro for breakfast.

You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.

You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.

Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal.

When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard.

As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.

When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking for you.

When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some "good" cigarettes.

You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.

Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever.

When you started going to clubs when you were 14.

When you think chalga is good music.

When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.

You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China has a black belt.

When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria.

When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight.

You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.

You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.

You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when you were drunk.

you know u r Bugarian when each vacation u think u should go to Cuba and still end up going back to Bulgaria

You know you are Bulgarian when every time u see a gypsy, u hold on to ur bag cause u think they're gonna steal it.

...YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA... AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE...

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It's not you, it's me... I don't like you.

You're Bulgarian when you link/write enormous posts explaining the inferiority of the rest of your countrymen.

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It's not you, it's me... I don't like you.

Your job's car is better than your own.

When someone calls you on the telephone, his first word is "who is"

When you call someone on the cell phone, usually you ask him where he is.

Your best explanation for something is "takovata".

You get up at 5:00 AM to be on time for work at 8:00 AM

Your best idea for breakfast is a soup of stomach and beer

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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!