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It's not you, it's me... I don't like you.

John Mclane. Терористи взимат за заложници цял небостъргач. Той убива 1, взима му радиостанцията и набира честотата на полицията.
John Mclane - Maydey, mayday, this is John Mclane, Ive got a terrorist situation at Nakatomi building.
Диспечер - Do you know that this channel is for emergency calls only ?
John Mclane - NO SHIT LADY! DO I SOUND LIKE I WANT TO WARN A PIZZA!?

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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't!

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It's not you, it's me... I don't like you.

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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't!

Aaa, Duke Nukem rulez!
"Rest In Pieces!" и др. такива

The Ultimate Quote...



I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum!

John carpenter's THEY LIVE!

Да де, знаем че точно този лаф Дюк е заимствал от "Те са сред нас"...

Сега ще копи-пейстна любими тъпизми от любима дебилна комедия - "Пич, къде ми е колата?"
(Така ще обезсмисля темата )

The "Continuum Transfunctioner" is a very powerful and mysterious device and its mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse: Oh yeah.


[Jeese and Chester come across an ostrich]
Jesse: Dude, it's a llama!

Jumpsuit Chick #1: We are not guys. We are hot chicks.


Chester: Is that a barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it isn't a barn!


[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"


Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey.

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Vila: Die? I can't do that!
Avon: I'm afraid you can. It's the one talent we all share, even you.

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Как светят светулките?
Светулките могат да светят, защото са късчета от звезда. Когато умре човек, пада звезда и от тази звезда се раждат светулки.(10г.)

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It's not you, it's me... I don't like you.

Unknown - "Pain is Inevitable, Suffering is Optional" е няма по-добро от тва

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The World will be mine...

Има

"Fuck the World!"
Rambo

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What is pornography to one man is the laughter of genius to another

Тоя цитат кърти.

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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't!

Rima то тоя цитат го има от както свят светува

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The World will be mine...

Ем, аз от анимето го знам

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What is pornography to one man is the laughter of genius to another