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Късно е, нямам си друга работа... Та какъв по-голям кеф от това да поанализирам божиите заповеди!
1. "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments." - Дам, много е важно да сплашиш хората, та да те уважа'ат.
2. "You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain." - Get to the point, will 'ya? Sucker. А, да... Йехова, Йехова, Йеховааа, Джизъс, Джизъс, Джизъъъс!
3. "Observe the sabbath day, to keep it holy, as the LORD your God commanded you. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work; but the seventh day is a sabbath to the LORD your God; in it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, or your manservant, or your maidservant, or your ox, or your ass, or any of your cattle, or the sojourner who is within your gates, that your manservant and your maidservant may rest as well as you. You shall remember that you were a servant in the land of Egypt, and the LORD your God brought you out thence with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm; therefore the LORD your God commanded you to keep the sabbath day." - Иииии, копеле. Всички, които почиваме и събота и неделя сме грешници. Ами преди две седмици, когато целия седми ден се бъхтих като луд да уча за изпит...?
Btw, почва бая да ми се набива на очи - аз не съм бил в Египет та какво ми се репчи толкоз.
4. "Honor your father and your mother, as the LORD your God commanded you; that your days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with you, in the land which the LORD your God gives you." - Еха, на 4-тото правило най-накрая нещо полезно. Да уважавам мама и тати? Ех, какво ли са правили хората преди Йехова да им каже... Опа, пак казах Йехова!
Пу, ама тоз пич не може да се спре да заповядва.
5. "You shall not kill." - "except for unbelievers, believers, animals, witches, and niggers"?
6. "Neither shall you commit adultery." - Ah, fuck you.
7. "Neither shall you steal." - "Except when you plunder the lands of the unbelievers"? Но все пак добре че го е казал човека, иначе 'секи щеше да обикаля и да краде... докато не дойде някой чичко милиционер да дръпне ушенце.
8. "Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor." - Ей, вижте, тука съм съгласен с пича, мразя лицемерчета. Жалко че почти никой не го слуша.
9. "Neither shall you covet your neighbor's wife" - Even if she's really hot, he is an asshole who beats her up, and she's looking for pleasurable friendly solace?
10. "and you shall not desire your neighbor's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's." - Хмм, а това значи ли че всички които ми завиждат че съм по-готин от тях ще ходят в ада? Ми няма лошо, само да не ми искат задника.
The verdict:
5/10 - половината стават, макар че и на тях им липсва особена оригиналност. Better luck next time, God!
Next week's special: "We love Jesus".
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). Реална реализация на комунизма няма никъде, но винаги е бил страхотно обещание за масите хора, което да помогне да бъдат заробени. Има доста добра статия в wikipedia - 
