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Ето нещо култово от Страшен филм 2. Спречкването м/у Сакатия и Инвалида.

Dwight Hartman: Thanks, "Handyman".
Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.
Dwight Hartman: Oh, that's funny, that's funny. Let me give you a "hand."
[starts clapping]
Hanson: Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?"
Dwight Hartman: Why don't you "lift me up?"
Hanson: Ha, ok, I see where this is going. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?
Dwight Hartman: You can kiss my grits.
Hanson: I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away.
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И малко изцепки от дигимон, на това аниме много се хилих като лапе.

Davis: Did you see that? I got a noogie, that means I'm one of the guys now.
DemiVeemon: I have a question. If you're one of the guys now, does that mean you used to be one of the girls, and how come you never told me about it? I wish you humans would just make up your minds.

Tai: Good thing we're in a hospital, cause it looks like we may need one.

[about Rika]
Guilmon: You going to fight her, Takato?
Takato: No way, she's a girl. Besides, she'd kick my butt.

Hawkmon: Why do I always get stuck with a defected human?

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Incest is the best, put your sister to the test !

Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow:

Commandant Rakov: May I say this is an honour to have the great
commandant Lassard visiting our country?

Commandant Lassard: Yes, you may!

Commandant Rakov: May I kiss you again?

Commandant Lassard: No, you may not!

Commandant Rakov: May I escort you inside?

Commandant Lassard: Yes, you may!

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Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, Chaos, Anarchy.. Now that's fun!

Ey...evala!!! vsi4kite mi lubimi citati gi ima!!! bravos, bravos! Daje SouthPark i Life of Brian! Evala! Ma az se se6tam o6te:

"Shte mu napravim predlojenie, na koeto ne moje da otkaje!"
Don Vito Korleone (Krustnikut)

" I know English! Monday, Tuesaday, Wednesday, Friday..."
Purvata jena na Michael, (Krustnikut)


"Pomolih damata da izleze, zashtoto nikoia jena ne biva da znae, 4e niakoga, niakade, druga jena e bila obichana poveche ot neia..."
Todor Kolev (Opasen Char)

"Na teb ne ti triabvat...Az shte ti gi vurna!" Todor Kolev, dokato vzima stotinkite ot ikonata v "Gospodin za edin den"

"There is no reason for me to live if I can't be beautiful..."
Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)

South Park:

Stan: Kyle's father is a dolphin!
Cartman: Yeah, but he's a jew....he's a jewfin!
...
Ba6tata na Kyle: I may be a dolphin, but I'm also a lawyer!
Muj:So...you're a lawfin?

Tupo e, znam, no me kefi!


tova za sega...dokato ne mi hrumne ne6to po-dobro...

Power ON!
Captain Power and The Soldiers of the Future

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Аз съм един много прост човек.

Dogma:
Dude people dont just fall from the sky.
AaAaAaAaA!!*hit the ground*
Look a nigga falled from the sky and you say that people dont do that.
Hey are you listening?
Blond naked chicks whit big tits dont fall from the sky.*eye's up*
(')_(')

InuYasha:
Osuwari!

South Park:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
You bastard!

Indiana Jones:
Fortune and glory, kid... Fortune and glory!

Soldier :

Fear.Fear and dicipline...

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You are not here to make friends. You are not here to look pretty. You are not here to stare at some chick's ass. You know why you're here.And if you don't than get the fuck out because you're just taking up space.

леле, вчера гледах "въздушен конвой", б*си клиширания филм... постоянно ръсеха разни реплики, които може и да разсмиват някого, но не и мен... изтъркана работа... сега единственото което си спомням беше как:

Спойлер: оня ченгето в самолета написа послание с маркер на тениската на умрелия негро, и го метна към града, негрото падайки почупи една кола, съответно ченгето на земята прочете посланието, и се обажда на тъпото ченге в хеликоптера: "казвам ти, труп падна от небето, самолета не лети към Алабама, а към ...(еди къде си)!!!" е и аз да бях на мястото на тъпото ченге, пак нямаше на сериозно да го взема...

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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!