Alright, there's more
Let's be an offensive flat boy!!
Hello Everyone! Long time no see! first, I have to say Andrew did an excellent homework! I will give him an A++!!
Today, We're going to learn "how to speak nasty and then offend everyone around you!!"
unko itte kuru
=let me go take a shit, I am going to poo poo
(if you want to be polite, the correct way should be : otoire itte kimasu)
unko bichi bichi yatta
or
geriben yatta
= I had an explosive diarrhea
inkin tamushi
=Jock Itch
busu ni monku iwareta
=Ugly bitch bleh bleh me
homoru
=Having a homosexual intercourse
homorareru
=Being done a homosexual intercourse unexpectedly
okama horareta
Being done anally unexpectedly
*TIPS*
Okama horareta, can also be used to discribe your car being hit from the behind
ex: kyou na~~ unten shitottara ushiro kara omoikkiri okama horareta waaaa.
gero
= vomit
gero mamire
= covered by vomit
unko
= poopoo
unko mamire
= covered by poo poo
How did it go? everyone is disgusted? GOOD! Repeat after me!!
"inkin tamushi no unko mamire na kao shikusatte damaranakai boke!!!"
(STFU you jock itch infested poo poo covered ass face!!)
*caution*
women, must not use these words no matter what. If you would like to practice these words please do so in secluded private place. Man can only use these to talk to your *very* close friend. Especially saying these in an office / work place will make you lose your job.