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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgQXv14nX1U&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp6dDKqNclo&NR

Тая ако не е болна от рак и не умира , аз съм транвай .


Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
George
God:
Nice to meet you, George.
Me:
God , will you satisfy me ?


И кучката просто си замълча ... Знаех си , че ме мрази ей ...

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Животът е един постоянен опит да се раздели десет на три.

Най-накрая нещо добро!...

И тея:
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http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/3066/1174691380.gif

Me:
hi, god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Nana. What is yours?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Nana. What is mine?
Me:
What is your real name, God?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
God, please tell me, why priests are evil?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
But I'm asking you a question
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? Only when it matters.
Me:
God, you'r very confused, you know...
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes... I understand it.. But do YOU?
God:
Which part are you confused about? Good then you can explain it to me. Sometimes.
Me:
No,no... YOU are confused... Or rather mixed-up!
God:
Are you serious? It all makes sense to me right now. How far up?
Me:
You know... i want to tell you somehing... Are you listening?
God:
Yes I know. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do I look like it?
Me:
I suppose you are... God, you'r FIRED!
God:
What makes you think I am? Thanks for telling me that I am FIRED.
Me:
Because... I AM GOD!
God:
That was not much of an explanation. How are you, god.
Me:
and this is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...и тук Господ заби... Исках да му разкажа за божествените си планове...

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Аз съм един много прост човек.

А пък моят разговор беше:

Me: yo
God:...

Нищо не ми каза копелето. Явно знае, че съм сатаната >

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今でも会いたいよ、愛しくさせるよ
今でも聞こえて来るよ　あの love song
こぼれる涙は　花びらのよう
散って行く風とともに　memories

Meh, питах го коя версия е сегашният свят, ама идиота не ми отговори.

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Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2.5 DOHC 16v 280bhp/5,600rpm 0-100 Km/h - 5.0 sec. AWD!
Светофарно хайку:
Цигане на светофар, налита то да мие.
Шамарът литна като пеперуда!

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Животът е един постоянен опит да се раздели десет на три.

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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!

> all
Combo vids *drool*

еdit: не са чак такива про-та

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Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Новия трейлър на ДМК - анимето явно ще е доволно кърваво.Само защо Данте ми се струва,че е помъкнал по-скоро меча на Гатс,отколкото Аластора

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Catch the wheel that breaks the butterfly
I cried the rain that fills the ocean wide
I tried to talk with God to no avail
Calling him in and out of nowhere
Said "If you won't save me
Please don't waste my time"

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"The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. The mystery which surrounds a thinking machine already surrounds a thinking man." — B. F. Skinner

Me:
?
God:

Me:
???
God:

Me:
Are you real ?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
But i think that you're a god ?
God:
No I am a mere .
Me:
A mere ?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
But you said it ?
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yeah yeah
God:
Ayuh. Really.
Me:
Shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Super
God:
Terminating connection.

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"The Great Man Is He That Does Not Lose His Child's Heart"

мнгоо образователно:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lH-wuTV8TnY
http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/units/ad ... /mouse.cfm

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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!

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Животът е един постоянен опит да се раздели десет на три.

негъра е с протези

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"И кенеф да е, на по-скъпия ше седна!"©
Chainsaw gypsies from hell!