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4чан отвори врати отново и почнаха да се сипят интересни теми:

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ще цитирам каквото е излезнало до сега, преди да е твърде късно ;) айде споделете си мнението за историята...

I had this friend when I was younger who was really obsessed with beastiality. I know that it's illegal and everything and I never did it or was into it myself, but I had this friend who just loved it. She was constantly trying to push cucumbers and big carrots into her VAGINA so that she could loosen it up enough to get a horse cock in there. That was like her dream, except that she always called them "ponys." So the thing is, I had this huge crush on this girl, even though all she ever wanted or would ever think about was horse PENIS. I couldn't ever stop thinking about her, and as time went by and she started to have sex with some smaller and medium sized animals I started to have some fantasies about her when I was in my bed and my parents were asleep. I would touch myself thinking about her soaked in animal cum. I mean, I know it's not normal. And I don't get turned on by animals. It kinda grosses me out to even think about animals or having sex with an animal... but thinking about HER having sex with animals really made me horny. I would lay in my bed at night and play with my VAGINA and think about her laying under a llama naked and rubbing hot sticky llama cum into her breasts while I would watch from the barn doorframe, rubbing my own VAGINA while she moaned and writhed on the hayfloor. I know. It's sick right? I just couldn't help it. Well anyway, that went on all the way up through high school, but even though she would tell me all about her adventures with animals and the things that she did with them, I could never get up the courage to tell her how I felt about her... and her obsession with animals. I always just felt so ashamed. Well, I finally told her how I felt about her this last weekend, and I just decided that I should really share what happened...
We both work at the same place now, we're young, high school wasn't all that long ago, we work in the mall here where we live. I work in a little shoe store and she works in a book store. Anyway, we were sitting outside together sharing a cigarette around lunch time when I just.. I don't know, I just got this feeling. It was one of those rush situations when your head just fills right up with light and you can't quite breath or see straight and you just HAVE to get out what you need to get out. So I told her. I said, "Lisa. I've been in love with you forever." I told her how I felt and how badly i've wanted to touch her body and feel the heat of her nakedness against my flesh. But... I didn't mention anything about the animals. I told her everything about how much I wanted her, but I couldn't tell her about my perversion. I don't know why, I guess I was still ashamed of it.. of how dirty I am. But anyway, she got really quiet after I told her.. she didn't say anything for the longest time. Just sat there thinking. And I didn't say anything either. After it all came out I was just SO scared that she might hate me forever.. but at the same time part of me was racing inside, hoping that she would just GRAB me and kiss me. I actually got a little bit wet sitting there. And then finally she answered me. Very quiet. She just told me to meet her at her house after work. And she walked away, back to the book store.
So I finished up my shift at work and stuck my headphones in my ears and I ran home as FAST as I could. I think I remember hearing that Katy Perry song "I Kissed A Girl" playing on my Zune while I was running, but i'm not sure if that's just my imagination playing tricks on me. It probably was. Anyway, I got home and my VAGINA was just soaking! I was so excited I didn't even bother to shower, I just flung my wet panties into the basket, changed my clothes, and ran right back out the door. I got to Lisa's place about 15 minutes before she even got there. I was sitting on her front step when she pulled up in her car. She didn't look as thoughtful as she had when she left me sitting outside of the mall. Now she had a different look in her eye. She looked... resolved I guess is the word. Maybe determined. "Stand up," she said without looking at me as she walked past, pushing her key into the lock of the house. "Stand up and get inside. We have a lot of things to discuss." I nodded to her and went into the house. "Now," she said, closing the door. "Take your skirt off." She finally met my eyes, and I saw something else there. Something I hadn't seen before. Lust.
"Lisa.. I thought-" I was cut off abruptly by her sweet lips pushing against mine.
"No," she said, finally breaking our kiss. "You don't get to talk. Not unless I give you permission." Lisa pushed me roughly to the ground and I fell down hard onto my knees. "You're going to do exactly what I tell you, or else you won't get any more of those kisses that I just KNOW you enjoy so much. So you just stay down there, on your knees. And you shut the fuck up. Not another WORD. You dirty fucking slut whore." Lisa stopped behind me. I froze in shock. I couldn't believe what she was saying to me. I had never heard Lisa speak like that before. And yet, even though my mouth hung open in shock and my face had gone red with embaressment, my VAGINA was absolutely dripping. All I could think of was my tongue on her clit, sucking back her juices as fast as her VAGINA could produce them. I had my eyes closed tight, and I could almost taste her on my lips, when Lisa took it one step further.
"Today, you're going to see what it feels like to get fucked by a dog."
Oh my god, /b/. I almost pee'd when she said that.
"You're going to be Stevie's little slut today, my love," she said, leaning next to my ear, whispering to me like a lost lover. Then she stood and yelled out, "STEVIE!"
I heard him come bounding in from the next room. I could smell his wet dog hair and the rank biscuit breath. I choked back from the stench of it, but I felt another gush from between my legs as I felt his legs brush against my bare thighs.
"Lets get these off." Lisa pulled my soaked panties down over my ass, letting her finger linger across my crack once they were off. "What's this here?" she said to herself. I squeezed my eyes tightly shut as she trailed her finger across my asshole, then pushed it in hard. I felt her long manicured nail scrape the inside of my asshole and a slight moan escaped my throat with a jagged breath. "Oh you like that, don't you?" she said. I tried to concentrate on my breathing and not think about the amazing pleasure I was feeling in my asshole. "DONT YOU!?" Lisa screamed. "You LOVE this finger up your tight little fucking ass, don't you, you little SLUT. You fucking whore. You love having my finger up your asshole. Your dirty little fucking asshole. Yeah. I KNOW you love it. And you're going to love getting FUCKED in there too." I shuddered. But with fear or pleasure.. I wasn't yet sure.
But I have to tell you what happened then. See, i'll save a little bit of the suspense that I know you're feeling right now... I didn't get fucked by the dog.
I know, you were hoping I would, right? Well.. I didn't.
Something else happened that day. And this is what I REALLY came here to tell you about... see, i'll paint this picture for you. Lisa had brought Stevie (her dog) in, and I was kneeling on the floor, naked from the waist down. There on all fours, ready to get mounted. Lisa had a finger all the way up my ass, and I was writhing and pushing back against her. Moaning to the heavens as loud as could be. Lisa pulled her finger out of me, and was just getting Stevie up on top of me. I felt him on my back, and I could feel and smell his dog breath on my neck. I could feel him thrusting forward against me, searching for my VAGINA... when the front door opened.
"Lisa! HOLY FUCK! What is this!?!"
It was Lisa's dad.
I almost pee'd again. But this time out of shock and embarassment. I mean, Lisa's dad was a straight arrow. He was some kind of accountant or something at the DMV. He had "canasta night" whatever that means. And her I was, half naked on his living room floor, with a dog mounting me from behind, may VAGINA dripping fluids onto his hardwood floor.
"I'm sorry dad, I didn't think you would be home so early..." Lisa looked ashamed.
"Well, it's okay," he replied. "But when you told me you'd be bringing this little slut home, I just couldn't work anymore. I was just WAY too excited."
"Oh, dad." Lisa giggled. "Typical."
"Oh yeah, and I invited a few of the guys from work to come over too. You don't mind do you?"

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кви са тия глупости бе момци
е така се прави

въпреки че sezure of power на Menson ме накара да изгледам цялото първо клипче

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Просто моонкините са ми супер смешни и не мога да приема да ме килне такъв урод :lol: Не е важно колко стари, важното е да са класика.Модерните лапета със 100 адона и 500 макрота не могат да играят.

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ето нещо и от мен :) така да има... не че нещо

ПС. не се ебаваите с моонкините :P

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Оф да ви еба историята. До половината става, после толко се сбозва, като латиноамерикански сериал...

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Старо (на около седмица), но след моето посещение на Mall София за да гледам филма придоби даже още по-голям смисъл.

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